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Dave Barry Turns Fifty QUOTES

Dave Barry Turns Fifty QUOTES

1 " The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. "

― Dave Barry , Dave Barry Turns Fifty

2 " You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. "

― Dave Barry , Dave Barry Turns Fifty

3 " When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. "

― Dave Barry , Dave Barry Turns Fifty