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The Best of Enemies QUOTES

1 " fund-raising calls; I have to depose a witness that day!” Sure, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, that’s fine. But when we can’t buy new beakers for the science lab and your daughter’s lack of a STEM education leads her to a life as a Hooters waitress, don’t cry to me about chicken wings. Unfortunately, "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies

2 " Let’s discuss. On the one hand, Ashley thought it was okay to feed children Hawaiian Punch and Fritos for a snack, because apparently she couldn’t get her hands on any Mexican black tar heroin. And yet she volunteered for the job of Snack Mom, which is a distinct selling point. Of "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies

3 " The book’s an attractive nuisance,” Lacey replied, absolutely discounting reason. “These kids are being systematically conditioned to crave pulverized nut spreads. Like brainwashing. Extra-crunchy brainwashing. The school is colluding with Big Peanut Butter, I just know it. I sense Jif’s sticky fingerprints all over this story.” Fortunately, "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies

4 " She makes tsk-tsk sounds as she unpacks grocery sacks full of Pop-Tarts, mini chimichangas, and a frozen patty-based product called “Chykyn Wingzz,” which I suspect contains neither chicken nor wings. “Kel, "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies

5 " Did you get my e-mail? I’ll take “What Are the Five Most Terrifying Words the Elderly Can Ever Utter?” for two hundred, Alex. Wait, "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies