" The book’s an attractive nuisance,” Lacey replied, absolutely discounting reason. “These kids are being systematically conditioned to crave pulverized nut spreads. Like brainwashing. Extra-crunchy brainwashing. The school is colluding with Big Peanut Butter, I just know it. I sense Jif’s sticky fingerprints all over this story.” Fortunately, "

― Jen Lancaster , The Best of Enemies