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A Liar's Autobiography: Volume VI QUOTES

A Liar's Autobiography: Volume VI QUOTES

1 " ...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine, I realized I'd have a pretty good idea exactly what I'd be doing ten, twenty and even thirty years from that moment. It struck me like a halibut from the North Sea that that was not the way my life should go at all. What was the point of working on through the age of sixty-five and taking a chance on a better reincarnation next time? "

― Graham Chapman , A Liar's Autobiography: Volume VI

2 " For male readers: imagine being nine months constipated having inadvertently swallowed a coconut whole, and then being asked to lie on an operating table, legs apart, with lots of people watching dressed in silly clothes. Would you be able to shit? "

― Graham Chapman , A Liar's Autobiography: Volume VI

3 " I realized then that I didn't have to have women all the time, and that guilt is the weapon used by a muddled society to stop people having a good time. 'All the world loves a lover.' What crap! Even in the sexually liberated 'seventies young people still had to get pissed or high to do what they really wanted to do in the first place. "

― Graham Chapman , A Liar's Autobiography: Volume VI