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1 " I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks. "
― Nicki Elson , Three Daves
2 " You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about. "
3 " Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? "
4 " I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. "
5 " It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. "
6 " The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. "
7 " She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. "
8 " It’s like a meatloaf. "
9 " C’mon good girl, be bad. "
10 " Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price. "
11 " Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered. "
12 " I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins. "
