Home > Author > Nicki Elson
1 " I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks. "
― Nicki Elson , Three Daves
2 " You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about. "
3 " Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? "
4 " What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop. "
― Nicki Elson , Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella
5 " I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. "
― Nicki Elson , When It Hooks You
6 " I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. "
7 " It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. "
8 " What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit. "
― Nicki Elson , When It Hits You
9 " Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more. "
10 " Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? "
11 " He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her. "
12 " In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? "
13 " I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. "
14 " You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? "
― Nicki Elson , Divine Temptation
15 " Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. "
16 " The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. "
17 " Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh. "
18 " He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. "
19 " He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States. "
20 " You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. "
