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1 " It's Salvation. When Jen told me I had a vision. A vision Rena. I think I saw the blessed mother smiling and she was hold ing a loofa.[In regards to moving out of dorms and having three bathrooms between 4 roomates] "
― Nora Roberts , Blue Smoke
2 " Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because he'd worshipped the god of beer, thats why. He'd broken a commandment and worshipped the false and foamy god of beer. And now he was being punished. "
3 " Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula. "
4 " Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on. "
5 " A woman,' Smithy said with a sigh when they drove away. 'It's always over a woman.''Hey, don't blame my breed for the stupidity of yours. "
6 " Why did they make babies so damn small? And loud. Surely better arrangements could be made for the propagation of the human race. "
7 " She started to sound like Charlie Brown's mother to him. Just a nasal wah-wah-wah. He loved her, he really did, but he imagined Charlie Brown loved his mother, too. It didn't make her any more comprehensible. "
8 " I think there's a reason you moved in next door. I think there's a reason I saw you all those years ago, but didn't meet you until now. I don't think I was ready for you until now. "
9 " alone and let me sleep. "