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1 " I lack formal education. So I'm left with the feeling that I'm smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart people—people who went to universities and drank wine and spoke Latin—that they’d be bored as hell by me. It’s a lonely way to go through life. "
― Gillian Flynn , The Grownup
2 " She is an incredibly intelligent idiot "
3 " ... it’s a nice day’s work when you make a lot of people smile. "
4 " Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. "
5 " Money is wasted on the rich. "
6 " But I wasn't a well-read bookworm; I was just a dumb whore in the right library. "
7 " Feeling sad means having too much time on your hands, usually. Really. I’m not a licensed therapist but usually it means too much time. "
8 " I’m not really a nerd; I only aspire to be one. "
9 " I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. "
10 " I heard you could do that—buy books by the yard, turn them into furniture. People are dumb. I’ll never get over how dumb people are. "
11 " I DIDN’T STOP giving hand jobs because I wasn’t good at it. I stopped giving hand jobs because I was the best at it. For three years, I gave the best hand job in the tristate area. The key is to not overthink it. If you start worrying about technique, if you begin analyzing rhythm and pressure, you lose the essential nature of the act. You have to mentally prepare beforehand, and then you have to stop thinking and trust your body to take over. Basically, it’s like a golf swing. "
12 " Millions of dollars later, and neither of them were happy. Money is wasted on the rich. "
13 " inside joke is like a symbol of friendship without having to do the work required of an actual friendship. So "
14 " But I lack formal education. So I’m left with the feeling that I’m smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart people—people who went to universities and drank wine and spoke Latin—that they’d be bored as hell by me. It’s a lonely way to go through life. "
15 " She was clearly rich. Her handbag was too plain to be anything but incredibly expensive. "
16 " I never worked holidays, because holiday hand jobs are sad for everyone. "
17 " Feeling sad means having too much time on your hands, usually. "
18 " I’m a self-didact. (Not a dirty word, look it up.) I read constantly. I think. But I lack formal education. So I’m left with the feeling that I’m smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart people—people who went to universities and drank wine and spoke Latin—that they’d be bored as hell by me. "
19 " When people ask me that question that everyone asks: "What do you do?" I'd say, "I'm in customer service," which was true. To me, it's nice day's work when you make a lot of people smile. I know that sounds too earnest, but it's true. I mean, I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. "
20 " She called me Nerdy because I wore glasses and read books and ate yogurt on my lunch break. I'm not really a nerd: I only aspire to be one. Because of the high-school-dropout thing, I'm a self-didact. (Not a dirty word, look it up.) I read constantly. I think. But I lack formal education. So I'm left with the feeling that I'm smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart people - people who went to universities and drank wine and spoke Latin - that they'd be bored as hell by me. It's a lonely way to go through life. So I wear the name as a badge of honor. That someday I may not totally bore some really smart people. The question is: How do you find smart people? "