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The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1) QUOTES

The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1) QUOTES

1 " So, you’re the angel of Death?” The angel shook his head, a little embarrassed. “I don’t have that honor. In Heaven, I’m the celestial who bears the great golden quills, the silver Chroma, the holy vellums upon which the Lord God inscribes the fate of the universe.” Tiras’s eyes narrowed. “You’re in charge of office supplies. You’re the angel of office supplies.” The "

― Richard Kadrey , The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1)

2 " LAUREL CANYON PERCHED DIRECTLY ABOVE LOS ANGELES, one of the most expensive collections of winding hills and valleys in the country. Luckily, there were roads that twisted up and down the tortured ridges, or the only things that would have been there were hippies, backpackers, prairie dogs, and the occasional mountain lion dining on the aforementioned hippies, backpackers, and prairie dogs. Unfortunately, because of those roads and the billion-dollar real estate, the most common life-forms were douche bags, plastic surgeons, fading film producers, and labradoodles. "

― Richard Kadrey , The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1)

3 " No, humans are good at growing bones, toenails, and cancer. That’s about it. "

― Richard Kadrey , The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1)

4 " Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d never been to Mississippi. "

― Richard Kadrey , The Everything Box (Another Coop Heist, #1)