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1 " Some critics may say Noonday was mad. He was not. Toweringly weird, yes--mad, no. He saw that in five years he would attain the Presidency of the University. Form there he could embark on a career leading straight to the White House, that High Seat of the Lie, open only to holders of the Third Degree of Falsehood. "
― William Kotzwinkle , Elephant Bangs Train
2 " How's it going, man." "They found a carrot in my brain." "Sounds like a weird trip. "