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1 " Honey, don’t worry about people who talk behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason. "
― Darynda Jones , A Good Day for Chardonnay (Sunshine Vicram, #2)
2 " He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day. "
3 " your housekeeping style is best described as “There appears to have been a struggle? "
4 " Celebrating the fact that you don’t have enough friends for an intervention? First drink is on the house! —SIGN AT THE ROADHOUSE BAR AND GRILL "
5 " Makeup fades. Tacos are forever. —SIGN AT TIA JUANA’S FINE MEXICAN CUISINE "
6 " She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights. "
7 " If you refer to your librarian as your dealer, this is the place for you. —SIGN AT DEL SOL PUBLIC LIBRARY "
8 " She almost felt bad about abandoning her half-date soy latte with a splash of objectification extra nondairy whipped misogyny. "
9 " Driver reported he swerved to miss a tree. It was later discovered to be his air freshener. —DEL SOL POLICE BLOTTER "
10 " women who’d run out of fucks to give decades ago, "