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21 " We have spoons. Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby. "
― Neil Gaiman , Fortunately, the Milk
22 " How does a volcano know so much about transtemporal meta-science?” asked one of the pale green aliens. “Being a geological formation gives you a lot of time to think,” said Splod. “Also, I subscribe to a number of learned journals. "
23 " The piranhas said nothing, but they thrashes about in their bowl, ominously. "
24 " Nevertheless,” I told them. “If you are going to be rescued, it will always be while walking the plank. "
25 " Do not, whatever else you might do,” said the professor, “touch those two stones together.” “Why not?” “Because, according to my calculations, if the same object from two different times touches itself, one of two things will happen. Either the Universe will cease to exist. Or three remarkable dwarfs will dance through the streets with flowerpots on their heads. "