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The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1) QUOTES

The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1) QUOTES

1 " A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

2 " I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

3 " Jesus had two Dads and he turned out okay. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

4 " I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."

Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing."

The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

5 " Alec sounded defeated. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you?"

"It's a gift," Dylan said. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

6 " Did you at least get the maintenance history on the bike?” “Uh…” Alec scratched the back of his neck. “It was kind of an impulse buy.” “Candy, gum, and porno magazines are impulse buys,” Dylan said drily. “Not motorcycles. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

7 " No trouble at all. I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."

Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alec doesn't have a sex swing."

The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

8 " What does that even mean?” Agitated, Dylan strode a few steps away before turning to pace back. “Fifty percent gay? Fifty percent straight? Can I be ninety percent of one? Ten percent of another? I’m not part this or part that. I’m just me.” He came to a halt in front of Alec. “A hundred percent whole me. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

9 " Of course, when the personal life sucked, delusion held a certain appeal. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

10 " After all this time, your mind still resides firmly in the gutter, Dylan Booth. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

11 " The clamp around his chest grew tighter, and Alec pretended to remain calm. “You’re not the first man who’s struggled with his sexual orientation.” “My orientation is irrelevant to this conversation.” “I think it’s very relevant. I think you’re afraid to admit you’re bisexual. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

12 " Noah grinned as he watched the procedure. "That never fails to amuse me," he said, turning to Alec. Isn't he just the butchiest thing you've ever seen? "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)

13 " Screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch. "

― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)