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1 " A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch. "
― River Jaymes , The Backup Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #1)
2 " I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. "
3 " Topping is like the Sky Rocket of roller-coasters, but bottoming is like a wild ride on the Screamin’ Demon Express. I promise, you’ll love it. "
― River Jaymes
4 " Jesus had two Dads and he turned out okay. "
5 " I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing."The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now. "
6 " Alec sounded defeated. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you?""It's a gift," Dylan said. "
7 " Did you at least get the maintenance history on the bike?” “Uh…” Alec scratched the back of his neck. “It was kind of an impulse buy.” “Candy, gum, and porno magazines are impulse buys,” Dylan said drily. “Not motorcycles. "
8 " Because I didn’t fall in love with you again, Memphis,” he said quietly. “I just never stopped. "
― River Jaymes , The Boyfriend Mandate (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #2)
9 " No trouble at all. I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alec doesn't have a sex swing."The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now. "
10 " What does that even mean?” Agitated, Dylan strode a few steps away before turning to pace back. “Fifty percent gay? Fifty percent straight? Can I be ninety percent of one? Ten percent of another? I’m not part this or part that. I’m just me.” He came to a halt in front of Alec. “A hundred percent whole me. "
11 " Of course, when the personal life sucked, delusion held a certain appeal. "
12 " Con: his ex-boyfriend was seriously hot, but right now he looked angry and intent on making him pay. Pro: his ex-boyfriend was seriously hot, and right now he looked angry and intent on making him pay. And all Memphis could think was about damn time. "
13 " After all this time, your mind still resides firmly in the gutter, Dylan Booth. "
14 " How long did it take for you to ‘embrace yourself’?” Ky asked. “I was five years old at least.” “That long, huh?” he said, lips quirked. Noah adopted the fake innocent look he seemed to favor. “What?” he said. “Kindergarten was a pivotal year for me.” Hunh. "
― River Jaymes , The Boyfriend Makeover (The Boyfriend Chronicles, #3)
15 " The clamp around his chest grew tighter, and Alec pretended to remain calm. “You’re not the first man who’s struggled with his sexual orientation.” “My orientation is irrelevant to this conversation.” “I think it’s very relevant. I think you’re afraid to admit you’re bisexual. "
16 " Well,” Ky murmured. “That was easy.”“Easy is my middle name,” he murmured back.“I thought it was princess? "
17 " When I introduce you to these doctors, do I get to drop the ex from the front of ex-boyfriend?” A sharp laugh shot from Tyler’s mouth, and he looked so surprised by the sound that Memphis had to grin. Tyler finally tipped his head, his expression softening. “You’d better. "
18 " Noah grinned as he watched the procedure. "That never fails to amuse me," he said, turning to Alec. Isn't he just the butchiest thing you've ever seen? "
19 " Maybe because nothing screams ‘I’m a real boy’ more than a blatant disregard for the law. "
20 " Tyler’s words were almost too thick to get out. “I don’t want to have to live without him again. "
