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Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1) QUOTES

Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1) QUOTES

1 " Kline Brooks left his new intern, Leslie, under my watchful eye while he flew out to L.A. for the day to schmooze investors and impress potential advertising clients for TapNext. I was certain she had been sent straight from Hell. The devil might as well have wrapped a big red bow around her neck and attached a note. Dear Georgie, Have fun with this one. Love, Satan I’d "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

2 " My heart in your hands and you in my arms, that’s all I’ll ever need. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

3 " I couldn’t help myself. This woman whom I’d seen handle an entire boardroom full of cocky sons of bitches without batting an eye was crazy adorable. She was tough as nails and hotter than sin. And Christ, she was hilarious. I wanted more of her. A lot fucking more. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

4 " I know you’re not ready to hear what I’m feeling, but just know, for me, tonight was more. It was everything. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

5 " With the way I craved her company, I planned to enroll her in the accelerated education program and keep her there until she had me mastered. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

6 " This vodka is delicious. Not very strong, though.” “That’s because it’s water.” “Hmmmph. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

7 " Oh no, I think Boobear is hurt.” It took some serious thinking, but I finally decoded the mystery. “Do you mean Boudmare?” “Yeah, that’s him. His nickname is Boobear.” “The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s so cute!” “Oh, dear God,” Thatch groaned. “Oh, "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

8 " The world is small, baby. But love is large. Big enough that coincidence occasionally rubs elbows with opportunity. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

9 " What am I gonna do with me?” she whispered. “So lost in you. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

10 " Some days, adulting was too much responsibility. Get up for work. Brush your hair. Pay bills. It was an endless list of too many things and not enough time. The struggle was real, my friends. But "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

11 " couldn’t help but think, if I only made bad decisions for the rest of my life, at least I had made one really good decision with her. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

12 " I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display. I could already picture it, right beside Tyrannosaurus Rex’s teeth. The Last Virginal Vagina in New York. Georgia Cummings 1990-2080 Died happily in her Chelsea apartment, surrounded by all sixteen of her tabby cats. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

13 " Therefore, my snooze button was ridden hard and put away extremely wet. Every "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

14 " But, Georgie, you work for a company that specializes in an app called TapNext, not the White House.” After a brief beat of silence, we laughed at the same time, and I raised one eyebrow in question. “You’re comparing TapNext to the White House?” “You’re right,” she agreed. “Bad analogy. There’s probably more dick pics there. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

15 " His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael’s, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. “Ohhh, "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

16 " And how do you know he has a big dick? You’ve seen him once. And it was a five-second ‘Oh, that’s my boss, Kline’ conversation while we were walking across the parking lot. You haven’t even met him in person.”

“Five seconds is all I need.” She tapped the side of her head. “You know my cockdar is off the chain. I can sense a giant swinging penis pendulum from at least ten miles away. It’s a God-given talent, Georgie.”

I choked on my wine. “Let’s not bring God into this.”

She raised an eyebrow. “God knows the G-spot needs a more than adequate-sized wiener to get the job done.”

“I’m pretty sure that comment just got you wait-listed for heaven. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

17 " If I was a bird, Kline Brooks could go fuck himself. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

18 " My heart in your hands and you in my arms, that's all I'll ever need. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

19 " Holy fucking goat scrotums! "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)

20 " You’re like two fucking catfish, sitting at the bottom of the lake, doing fish shit and stuff. "

― Max Monroe , Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #1)