QUOTE : And how do you know he has a big dick? You’ve seen him once. And it was a five-second ‘Oh, that’s my boss, Kline’ conversation while we were walking across the parking lot. You haven’t even met him in person.”<br /><br />“Five seconds is all I need.” She tapped the side of her head. “You know my cockdar is off the chain. I can sense a giant swinging penis pendulum from at least ten miles away. It’s a God-given talent, Georgie.”<br /><br />I choked on my wine. “Let’s not bring God into this.”<br /><br />She raised an eyebrow. “God knows the G-spot needs a more than adequate-sized wiener to get the job done.”<br /><br />“I’m pretty sure that comment just got you wait-listed for heaven.