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Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3) QUOTES

Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3) QUOTES

1 " I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.
He lay still. “I give up,” he said and smiled. “Your move.”
Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move? "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

2 " When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.
I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time? "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

3 " Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....

'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

4 " Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

5 " I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordinate ass. I drive you mad and you want to strangle me. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

6 " You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

7 " Curran looked at me. “What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling? "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

8 " Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

9 " You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

10 " I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

11 " Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

12 " He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait... "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

13 " Keeping you safe keeps me in shape. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

14 " Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

15 " Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

16 " A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

17 " What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

18 " Obviously I was missing the whole picture. Any minute now he would leap up, wrench the two-inch silver alloy bars apart despite the fact that silver was toxic to shapeshifters, and heroically kick Saiman's ass. Any minute now. Any minute. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

19 " She eats grass. Don’t ask. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

20 " She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)