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1 " Susie is having trouble with her computer so she calls Harry, the computer guy, over to her desk. Harry clicks a couple buttons and solves the problem. “So, what was wrong?” asks Susie. Harry replies, “It was an ID ten T error.” “ So what’s that?” asks Suzie. “Write it down,” says Harry. “You’ll figure it out. "
― Stephen Arnott , Man Walks Into A Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners
2 " If you try to fail but succeed, which have you done? "
3 " Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. "
4 " It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. "
5 " The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. "
6 " Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting chilly. They lit a fire in the craft and it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. "
7 " How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But the light bulb has really got to want to change. "
8 " Harry sent ten different puns to a friend in the hope that at least one of the puns would make him laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. "
9 " I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it. "
