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Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2) QUOTES

Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2) QUOTES

1 " Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole. "

― Nick Pageant , Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2)

2 " It was then I discovered the worst horror of all – my kindle was dead. “Nooooo!!!!!!” I screamed. “This can’t be happening. Oh, shit, Shane, I’ve got nothing to read. We have to get out of here! "

― Nick Pageant , Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2)

3 " I tore open the foil packet and slipped on the condom, lined myself up at heaven’s loading dock and… my phone rang. "

― Nick Pageant , Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2)

4 " Don’t worry, though, I’m sure you’re still both tighter than the knots on a tree. "

― Nick Pageant , Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2)

5 " You can live one night without your kindle.” Does this bastard know me at all? “I can’t Shane, I really can’t. "

― Nick Pageant , Boo! (Beauty And The Bookworm, #2)