vamp QUOTES

1 " I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.
What can I say? I read a lot of books. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

2 " You okay?" " Fine." " Your heart's beating really fast." " Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff." Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." " You sound like Shane." " Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." " Liar. "

3 " I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. "

― Kiersten White , Paranormalcy (Paranormalcy, #1)

4 " You look like the vamp who bled the cat. "

― Kim Harrison , Every Which Way But Dead (The Hollows, #3)

5 " Ninja beats pirate. Pirate beats ghost.
Ghost beats zombie. Zombie beats most.
Werewolf beats vampire. Vamp beats Imp.
Imp beats fiend. Fiend beats wimp.
Wizard beats cyrborg. Cyborg surely beats troll.
Troll beats goblin. Goblin eats a hermit’s soul.
Hermit beats child. Child beats wagon.
Wagon beats moon snake. Moon snake beats dragon.
Dragon beats hydra. Hydra beats sailor.
Sailor beats teacher. Teacher beats tailor.
Tailor beats sun worm. Sun worm beats clown.
Clown beats robo-squid. Robo-squid beats town.

Town fights jackals. Town will win.
Town fights mummies. Town won’t fight again.

Zookeeper beats hell hound. Hell hound beats giant.
Giant beats accountant. Accountant beats client.
Client beats frog. Frog beats himself.
Knight beats Big Foot. Big Foot beats elf.
Elf beats pixie. Pixie beats specter.
Specter beats sea hag. Sea hag beats Hector.
Hector beats serpent. Serpent beats rat.
Rat beats Grandma. Grandma beats cat.
Lava beats demon. Demon beats warlock.
Warlock beats dinosaur. Dino beats Spock.
Spock beats Lando. Lando beats Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon beats Jar-Jar. Jar-Jar beats none.

Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper.
Paper beats insect. Insect beats vapor.
Wood Woman beats Tree Man. Tree Man beats the dark.
The dark kills spider-fish. Spider-fish beats shark.
You beat me. I beat a dentist.
The dentist beats the barber. The barber is menaced.
These are the rules, and never forget.
Now hand over your money and place your bet. "

― Dan Bergstein

6 " The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish "

7 " That wasn’t so bad,” I decided, after downing the shot. Maybe I was getting my rhythm.
“Because you threw it over your shoulder,” Scarface told me, looking smug.
“Did not.” I looked behind me, only to see an outraged vamp with fey wine dripping down his face. “Oops.”
“It was for luck,” Ray said defensively, wrapping both my hands around a glass.
“Drink!”
I drank. "

― Karen Chance , In Vino Veritas (Dorina Basarab, #2.1)

8 " What bug crawled up your ass?" I demanded." If you mean, why I am upset? I should think that would be obvious!" It took me a second, but I got it. " Oh, come on. You're not still pissed about–you did the same damn thing to me!" He had the utter gall to look offended. " I did nothing of the sort–" I stared at him. " And just how do you figure that? You stripped me butt naked, diddled me over a desk and stole my duffel bag. And my clothes!" Somebody made a choking sound. I glanced up to find the door to the study open, and the old vamp looking scandalized. " Diddled?" Anthony asked, apparently delighted. Mircea closed his eyes. "

9 " You’ve kidnapped my friend. Sucked her brain out! Not that she had much to begin with, but—”
“Bite me.” The laughter didn’t hurt, now. I didn’t even feel weird saying it. Bite me.
Pretty funny, for a part-vampire.
“Ha. You wish. Lesbo vamp girl.”
“Lesbo?”
“You love me.”
“We’d never work, Nat. You’re too high maintenance.”
We both cracked up, and right then, the darkness was kind. "

― Lili St. Crow , Reckoning (Strange Angels, #5)

10 " When Thad began nuzzling her neck, pressing his opened lips against her, she smacked him in the back of the head. " Don't go vamp on me now!" " Whaa!" He shot upright, his fangs sharp. " Where "

11 " Miss Rasputin, what a delight to finally meet you,” said the vamp, speaking with only the faintest hint of an accent.

“Let’s hope you still feel that way in a few minutes, Mr. Delacroix.”

“Pierre, please. And may I call you Evangaline?” Pierre smiled at her winsomely.

“No, you may not. My name is Ms. Rasputin to you.”

Her answer took the vamp aback, but he recovered quickly and smiled again showing off his small pointed canines. Pierre’s dark eyes flicked over to Ryker in his feline form and he raised an aristocratic brow. “My, what a big pussy you have.”

“You know what they say, the bigger the better. "

― Eve Langlais , Wickedest Witch (Hell's Son, #0.5)

12 " Putting the brakes on is not an easy thing for a vamp to do. It's kind of like a shark trying to stop a feeding frenzy, or that old potato chip slogan: " Bet you can't eat just one. "

13 " Oh, come on. A vamp marrying a human gets the fanged ones all upset, and Eve made herself look like the ultimate fang-anger to all the humans by putting a ring on one, so what did you expect exactly? Flowers and parades? This is Texas. We're still figuring out how to spell tolerance. "

― Rachel Caine , Bitter Blood (The Morganville Vampires, #13)

14 " He is Running and Shouting and teasing around ,people know that he is just a vamp on the ground. people no more fear him . But the one sitting silent with no sigh of talky move,people simply fear him because no one knows what destruction he can bring to one in the this bushy grass of violence. "

15 " Ray is going to fly you out and the plan is to meet up in two hours." She sighed. " I despise Vamp Air, but I guess it can't be helped. I can't even think about the amount of bugs that will be caught in my teeth over these swamplands." " Well, maybe it would help if you just keep your mouth shut--- "

16 " eriously, Drew. What kind of Vampire are you? You spend most of your eternal life pretending to be human - and miserably, I might add, while constantly being ashamed of what you really are. Okay, I get it. I moaned for over a decade when I was turned, but I got over it. You are one of the most gifted of our kind, and in spite of that, You are the most stupid Vamp I know, because you've just revealed what you are and all of us in fact, to a human. "

17 " We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it all. "

― Shelly Crane , Consume (Devoured, #2)

18 " Freedom was a foot away when they turned back to me. The one who kept speaking, a tall vamp with a handsome curly-haired glamour, shook his head. " Sorry." He bared his fangs in an apologetic grin. " We're glad you aren't what's hunting us, but we're no friends of IPCA. And we're all very, very, thirsty." " What, no flirting?" I asked, trying to buy time. " Aren't you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there--they'd be so disappointed." I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. " Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren't suave. "

19 " I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp only a few days out of the grave supposedly raising another one.He'd been impossible for weeks afterwards,mercilessly teasing all the weaker vamps in court about the three-day-old baby that was more powerful than them. "

― Karen Chance , Touch the Dark (Cassandra Palmer, #1)

20 " The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles. "

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