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Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1) QUOTES

Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1) QUOTES

1 " But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

2 " When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.

But laughing is exactly what I did. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

3 " I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.
What can I say? I read a lot of books. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

4 " Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

5 " But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and made my drama queen moment complete by running away. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

6 " — Archer no es lindo —ella me corrigió. —Los cachorritos son lindos. Los bebés son lindos. Yo soy linda. Archer Cross está terriblemente bueno. Y ni siquiera me gustan los chicos "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

7 " I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flash of blue light on my left. Suddenly, the werewolf seemed to smack into an invisible wall just inches in front of me....

"You know," someone said off to my left, "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

8 " I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

9 " Sophia Mercer," Elodie intoned, "we have come to induct you into our sisterhood. Say the five words to begin the ritual."
I blinked at her. "Are you freaking kidding me?"
Anna gave an exasperated sigh. "No, the five words are 'I accept you offer, sisters. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

10 " I was literally seeing stars, and every ragged breath I took felt like I was trying to breathe through broken glass.

On the upside, my crush on Archer was totally gone. Over. Once a boy has slammed his kneecap into your rib cage, I think any romantic feeling should naturally go the way of the ghost. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

11 " Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy! "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

12 " Anyway, even if Archer was insane enough to have a thing for Sophie, after the All Hallow’s Eve Ball, he won’t even think about looking at another girl.”
“Why?”
“I’ve decided to give myself to him.”
Oh, gross. Who says stuff like that? Why didn’t she just say “delicate flower” or “carnal treasure” or something equally stupid? "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

13 " I wondered if they had rehearsed this weird three-way-talking thing they had going on. I imagined them sitting in a circle in their dorm room, brushing their hair and saying, "Okay, so I'll say we feel bad, and then you'll say that your hot boyfriend thinks she's pathetic. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

14 " Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings."
Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!"
"What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

15 " Archer?” I asked, raising my eyebrows. Hey, you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm was still at my disposal. “Is your last name Newport or Vanderbilt? Maybe followed by some numbers? Ooh!” I said, widening my eyes, “or maybe even Esquire!”
I’d hoped to hurt his feelings or, at the very least, make him angry, but he just kept smiling at me. “Actually, it’s Archer Cross, and I’m the first one. Now what about you?” He squinted. “Let’s see . . . brown hair, freckles, whole girl-next-door vibe going on . . . Allie? Lacie? Definitely something cutesy ending in ie.”
You know those times when your mouth moves but no sound actually comes out? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened. And then, of course, my mom took that opportunity to end her conversation with Justin’s parents and call out, “Sophie! Wait up.”
“I knew it.” Archer laughed. “See you, Sophie,” he called over his shoulder as he disappeared into the house. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

16 " Había sido besada unas pocas veces con anterioridad, pero nada como esto. Me sentí
electrificada desde la parte superior de mi cabeza hasta la punta de los pies, y en algún
lugar en el fondo de mi mente escuché a Alice diciendo que el amor tenía un poder propio.
Ella tenía razón: esto era mágico. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

17 " The four of us sat around the pentagram holding hands. I wondered if we were about to sing "Kumbaya. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

18 " Holy hell weasel! "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

19 " Now, Sophia, would you care to tell me why you're here by the pond instead of reporting to your next class?'

'I'm experiencing some teenage angst, Mrs. Casnoff,' I answered. 'I need to, like, write in my journal or something. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)

20 " Archer isn't hot anymore.... He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan. "

― Rachel Hawkins , Hex Hall (Hex Hall, #1)