" What bug crawled up your ass?" I demanded." If you mean, why I am upset? I should think that would be obvious!" It took me a second, but I got it. " Oh, come on. You're not still pissed about–you did the same damn thing to me!" He had the utter gall to look offended. " I did nothing of the sort–" I stared at him. " And just how do you figure that? You stripped me butt naked, diddled me over a desk and stole my duffel bag. And my clothes!" Somebody made a choking sound. I glanced up to find the door to the study open, and the old vamp looking scandalized. " Diddled?" Anthony asked, apparently delighted. Mircea closed his eyes. "