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101 " The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. "

― Douglas Adams , The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)

102 " In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day. "

― Rick Riordan , The Titan's Curse (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #3)

103 " Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. "

― Douglas Adams , Mostly Harmless (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #5)

104 " As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? "

― Cassandra Clare , City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)

105 " A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. "

― Mark Twain

106 " Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. " Yeees?" " Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I" m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-" " SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. " That is so not funny!" " Sure it is. You just don't see the humor." " Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall. "

107 " Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. "

― George Burns

108 " Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books. "

― Mary Ann Shaffer , The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

109 " The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. "

110 " It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead to the World (Sookie Stackhouse, #4)

111 " Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls - bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too. "

― Rick Riordan , The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

112 " You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all "

113 " The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. " I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up" " There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly...." My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!" " And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. " We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in. "

114 " Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say " this guy" , because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results. "

115 " I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.'

This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson. "

― Dave Barry , Dave Barry Does Japan

116 " That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. "

― Bill Watterson

117 " You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. "

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118 " Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. " No! Bad Wraith! No touchie! "

119 " So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried.

Hale was Hale. And not knowing what the W's stood for had become a constant reminder to Kat that, in life, there are some things that can be given but never stolen.

Of course, that didn't stop her from trying. "

― Ally Carter , Heist Society (Heist Society, #1)

120 " Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. "

― Ellen DeGeneres