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101 " It's all messed up," she said. " What is?" he asked quietly from behind her. " Us." " We're doing okay." " I didn't set out to trap you or anything." Keith had accused her of that a hundred times. " I don't feel trapped." " Why?" " I'm a simple guy. I have a beautiful woman in my arms. What's there to complain about?" " I'm hardly beautiful. I look like an eggplant." " Purple is my favorite color." " There's a really annoying dinosaur you might want to watch with Justin over breakfast." But she smiled into the darkness. "
102 " But you're so easy to sneak up on." He crossed his arms, leaning back against the wall. " You should be honored that I bother, since there's no challenge to it." " Right," I said dryly.Tybalt has never made a secret of his contempt for changelings in general and me in particular. Not even the years I spent missing could change that. If anything, it made things worse, because when I came back, I promptly removed myself from all the places he was accustomed to finding me. Hating me suddenly took effort - an effort he's proved annoying glad to make. On the other hand, it's actually been something of a relief, because it is something I can count on. Dawn comes, the moon rises and Tybalt hates me. "
103 " A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. "
― , Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
104 " It seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day." " I know. Fate has annoying timing. "
105 " There have been nightsI’ve shared a twin bed with himand still couldn’t get close enough.Then there have been nightsspent in a king bed where I’ve feltas though his annoying ass was stillin my personal space.We e b b and f l o w.But there’s no one else I’d rathercrash into every night whenthe tide hits its inevitable peak. "
― Alicia Cook , Stuff I've Been Feeling Lately
106 " I pretend to be stupid to reveal your cockiness,I pretend to be helpless to reveal your selfishness,I pretend to be annoying to reveal your patience,I pretend to be vulnerable to reveal your kindliness, Every action I take has a purpose,Every action you take divulges what you truly are. "
107 " I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating it with some sort of fancy ribbon. Watching her wouldn’t be a hardship. She made the retro waitress uniform look good. If she looked as good from the front as she did from the back, maybe I would ask her out.She turned around and handed the box to the customer at the counter and my world turned sideways. It was Delia. My little sister’s annoying best friend. The girl who was practically a member of my family. When had she become hot? I blinked, hoping maybe I’d seen wrong. Nope. Same blonde hair with hot pink stripes, which I’d always thought was stupid. Now, wearing the Pie Princess tiara and some sort of glittery lip gloss she looked wild and kind of sexy. And that was just wrong. "
108 " The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever. "
― Chelsea Handler , Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
109 " The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. "
― Elizabeth Taylor
110 " You could’ve pushed me away for years, I still wouldn’t have gone anywhere. I’d still be at your side, annoying the hell out of you until you finally agreed to marry me. "
― Allie Everhart , Forever You (Jade, #5)
111 " If your not annoying somebody, you're not alive. "
― Margaret Atwood
112 " Och, stop being so sensitive, Prentice; it isn't much fun getting old. One of the few pleasures that do come your way is to speak your mind... Certainly annoying your relatives is enjoyable too, but I expected better of you. "
― Iain Banks , The Crow Road
113 " Although i hate having to admit this, but the one good thing those annoying communists did right was to treat religion like a type of addiction and completely banned all practicies of it-Tanya Degurechaff (Youjo Senki) "
― Carlos Zen
114 " Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his " chick magnet. "
115 " Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it. "
― Terry Pratchett , Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches #4)
116 " I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying little brats around." I feel so wanted. Thanks. "
117 " Autumn stomps around outside the houselike an annoying little sister, tappingon all the shutters, kicking up the pilesof leaves you rake, pretending to howllike a wolf. But I'm glad she's here,so we can cuss at Summer together,pretending we don't even remember her name. "
― Karen Finneyfrock , The Sweet Revenge of Celia Door
118 " He waved to me to be quiet, as if I were annoying background noise. " Look, whatever your name is..." Benvolio Montague." Right. Look, Benvolio, why don't we go outside and get a taxi? My label has a New York office. We can go there and get you a money order or something." He smile, thinking himself clever. " Come on, what do you say?" Benvolio raised an eyebrow. " I am begining to believe that you are insane. "
119 " But such a person also has that annoying voice in the back of her head constantly reminding her that merely " coasting by" in life isn't an accomplishment. "
120 " Tell me it's not true." He sighed. " Fine. It's not true." ...And yet..." Are you lying?" He rolled his eyes. " Of course I'm lying." " Not cool." I muttered.Kyle shrugged. " I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. " I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything. "