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annoying QUOTES

1 " He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. " You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog." " I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. " I can't get married!" " You could in New Hampshire." "

2 " Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" " I'm always a girl" I frown." You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. " Kay. "

3 " People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't. "

― Christopher Paolini , Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle, #1)

4 " Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. " Quick, tell me." " Say 'please.'" " Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" " Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. " All right- PLEASE." " NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage. "

5 " Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

6 " Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, " You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood. "

7 " The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time. "

― Lisa Mantchev , Eyes Like Stars (Théâtre Illuminata, #1)

8 " I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know beans about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot " get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad, well then-- let it get even worse! "

9 " If you dont love somebody, it gets annoying if they tell you what to do or what to feel. When you love them, you get pleasure from their pleasure nad it makes it easy to serve. I didnt love God because i didnt know God. universe is not effected by time. Light exists outside of time.. It is still a mystery to physicists. "

― Donald Miller , Blue Like Jazz: Nonreligious Thoughts on Christian Spirituality

10 " The taste of blood and that annoying sting of a bitten tongue. Once man got the taste of blood there was no going back, like a serpent circling itself eating its own tail. "

― Brandon Garic Notch

11 " That’s the really annoying thing about love. I probably would be happier if I didn’t know it, but once you do know it, once you feel those things for someone, you can’t make yourself really wish it away. It’s like wishing away . . . your soul.
- Jenny "

― Toni Blake , One Reckless Summer (Destiny, #1)

12 " I invited a few people to help celebrate your birthday," Cameron said sheepishly. She threw up her hands. " Surprise." " We sort of come with the package," Collin explained. " Think of it as a collective gift from all of us to you: five bona fide annoying and overly intrusive new best friends." " It's the gift that keeps on giving," Wilkins said.Jack grinned. " I'm touched. Really. And since it appears I'm going to be moving in, let me be the first to say that all of you are always welcome at my and Cameron's house. Subject to a minimum of forty-eight hours prior notification. "

13 " I’ve shared more breakfasts with you than
any woman I’ve dated in the last year and a half,” Mitch returned.
“I know what you look like in the morning. I know what you act like
when you come home tired after work. I know that you pick the least
expensive thing on the menu either to be nice or to be annoying in
order to put me off. But I think it’s to be nice because you
are nice and also both times you thought you’d be spending
time with just me, you dressed in a way that would not, in any way,
put me off. I know you cuddle when you’re sleeping. I know you take
only milk in your coffee and you make coffee strong. I know you’re
really good with kids. And I know that you use music and scents to
regulate your mood. So I’m thinking this is not a first date. This
is more like us hittin’ the six month mark. And the six month mark
is when you stop talkin’ about shit that really doesn’t matter and
start talkin’ about shit that means everything. "

― Kristen Ashley

14 " I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating it with some sort of fancy ribbon. Watching her wouldn’t be a hardship. She made the retro waitress uniform look good. If she looked as good from the front as she did from the back, maybe I would ask her out.She turned around and handed the box to the customer at the counter and my world turned sideways. It was Delia. My little sister’s annoying best friend. The girl who was practically a member of my family. When had she become hot? I blinked, hoping maybe I’d seen wrong. Nope. Same blonde hair with hot pink stripes, which I’d always thought was stupid. Now, wearing the Pie Princess tiara and some sort of glittery lip gloss she looked wild and kind of sexy. And that was just wrong. "

15 " ...Opal is dead, and I don't see how a healer can change that! It's not something to joke about." Joke?" Then Owen hit his forehead and cried, " That's right, you haven't heard!" Heard what?" asked Adrien, who felt an insane glimmer of hope return to his heart.Death is on strike! She hasn't done that for two centuries, and it's very annoying. Your friend is alive." Very annoying?" repeated Amber. " I don't see what's so annoying about a miracle! What is Death on strike for?" Everyone knows that Death lives in Fairytale-in an inaccessible area, obviously. And just a few hours ago, she decided to stop working. So, for now, no one can die. "

16 " For those whose ganglia were formed pre-TV, the mimetic deployment of pop-culture icons seems at best an annoying tic and at worst a dangerous vapidity that compromises fiction's seriousness by dating it out of the Platonic Always, where it ought to reside. "

― Jonathan Lethem

17 " He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. " You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog." " I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. " I can't get married!" " You could in New Hamps "

18 " Daily life is an ongoing adaptation process of imprinting our memory’s storage center with useful data and the ceaseless expurgation of undesirable facts, exfoliation of destructive thoughts, and weeding out annoying emotional quirks that seemingly sprout out of thin air. "

19 " A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. "

― James Patterson , Max (Maximum Ride, #5)

20 " One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. "

― Chelsea Handler , My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands