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Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1) QUOTES

Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1) QUOTES

1 " The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

2 " Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

3 " Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

4 " I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

5 " You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

6 " Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

7 " Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving.

Finn is God: What if I took you? "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

8 " Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

9 " I'm done peeing now."
"Thank you for letting me know. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

10 " At least I'm not a font nerd."
"A what?"
Matt smiled. "You know. People who love fonts. There are people who go to a movie and get agitated because, while the movie is supposed to be set in 1962, the restaurant awning shown in the background of some scene is printed in Arras Bold, which wasn't invented until 1991, so clearly the producers of the movie are insane and should be beheaded. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

11 " Prove to me that you are not a figment of my imagination.
Am I a computer simulation?
Does the door swing both ways?
How can something come from nothing?
How do you know a line is straight?
If animals wanted to be eaten, would it be okay?
If time stopped then stared again, would we know about it?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
What is creationism?
What is ethical? "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

12 " If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

13 " Wanted to give you a heads up: I heard that Flat Finn sustained an injury the other day. Nothing major, though. Something to do with Matt, a steaming iron, and maniacal shouts of, “There are no wrinkles allowed in this house! You may be flat, but you’re not smooth enough yet for this family!” "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

14 " Julie marched over to Matt. She stood in front of him and crossed her arms. “Lift up your sweatshirt.”
Matt rolled his eyes. “God, you really know how to turn a guy on.”
Julie didn’t budge. “If I was trying to turn you on, I could do better than that. Now, lift up your sweatshirt.”
Matt looked up at her and tried to look serious. “Julie, I’m completely offended that you have so little faith in my honesty. I thought at this point in our friendship that you would at least—”
“Get up.” Julie leaned over and shut his laptop. “Get up!” she said again.
“You’re being ridiculous,” Matt said laughing, but he stood up. “I trust you implicitly, and it wouldn’t kill you to show me the same respect.”
“Show me!”
Matt sidestepped the chair and took a few steps backward. “You have quite the attitude today. Suspicious and mean.”
Julie took a step forward, causing Matt to continue backing away. “Lift up your shirt.”
“Look, I appreciate an aggressive woman, but this is really getting weird.”
Julie grabbed his sweatshirt by the waist cuff and lifted it up with one hand, as she pulled down his T-shirt with the other. Matt put his hands over hers, lightly protesting, but she refused to let go. “Aha!” She squinted at his shirt.
“OK, I don’t even know what this is, but it’s definitely geeky. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

15 " Happy New Year, Julie.”
“Happy New Year, Matty.” She turned off the television and rolled onto her side. “Matty, I have another question for you.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Are you a skilled lover?”
“And that concludes our evening chat. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

16 " Te necesito —le suplicó —eres todo lo que no soy. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

17 " Then she did what any girl would do: she Googled him. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

18 " I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

19 " It was always you. I thought it was someone else, but it was you. You were the person that I felt. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)

20 " Mom, I have to go. I think this Matt character is here."
"Are you sure it's him?"
Julie peered into the car as the window lowered. "I see a maniacal-looking guy with brightly-colored candy in one hand, and he's waving a sickle in the other. Oh! He's beckoning me to the car. This must be my ride. "

― Jessica Park , Flat-Out Love (Flat-Out Love, #1)