" Epicurus—“Why should I fear death? When I am, death is not. When death is, I am not”—and say things like, “Where were you during the Renaissance?” That’s the nothing. The nothing that you were during the Renaissance. I so enjoyed the steam release from my brain that came from accepting the idea that when you die, you go back to that nothing. And being nothing is nothing new. You were nothing far longer than you were Steve, or Cheryl, or Jordan. Infinitely longer, in fact, an uncountable nothing. And it didn’t hurt and you didn’t mind. You just weren’t, and there was no part of you there to panic about it. "

― , Comedy Sex God