plaintiff QUOTES

1 " Therefore, in my incontrovertible capacity as plaintiff and defendant judge and accused, I condemn this nature, which has so brazenly and unceremoniously inflicted this suffering… since I am unable to destroy Nature, I am destroying myself, solely out of weariness of having to endure a tyranny in which there is no guilty party. "

― Fyodor Dostoevsky

2 " The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. " Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?" " Yes, Your Honor." " Well, shit," Dobe said. " I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its house on fire, and got its sister pregnant. "

3 " If it appears from the face of the [unlawful detainer] complaint that the plaintiff is an improper plaintiff, a demurer will lie. If it is not apparent from the face of the complaint, the issue must generally be raised as an affirmative defense in the answer.
The fact that a plaintiff is not a proper plaintiff would appear on the face of the complaint, for example, when
• The complaint states that the landlord has sold the property; or
• The name of the plaintiff is not the same as the name of the landlord on the lease attached to the complaint, and the plaintiff does not allege that he or she is the successor in interest. "

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4 " When an Israelite and a Gentile have a lawsuit before thee, if thou canst, acquit the former according to the laws of Israel, and tell the latter such is our law; if thou canst get him off in accordance with Gentile law, do so, and say to the plaintiff such is your law; but if he cannot be acquitted according to either law, then bring forward adroit pretexts and secure his acquittal. These are the words of Rabbi Ishmael. "