" No, no, you need to be drunk,” Ciarán disagreed, already reaching for the bottle to pour another glass. “We Irish, we have a toast. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we sleep, we do not sin. When we do not sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s get drunk and go to heaven! "

― Honor Raconteur , Imagineer (Imagineer #1)