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" Me: It will get better, right? Eventually, it will get better.

Scarlett: I’m sorry I’m not the type to lower our discourse to emoji use since you totally deserve a smiley face right now. Yes, it will get better.

Me: Ha. It’s just. Whatever. Sorry to keep whining.

Scarlett: That’s what I’m here for. BTW, that email you forwarded? My guess: TOTALLY A SECRET ADMIRER.

Me: You’ve read too many books. I’m being set up. And stop YELLING AT ME.

Scarlett: No way. I didn’t say he was a vampire. I said he was a secret admirer. Most def.

Me: Wanna take bets?

Scarlett: You should just know by now that I’m always right. It’s my one magic power.

Me: What’s mine?

Scarlett: TBD.

Me: Thanks a lot.

Scarlett: Kidding. You are strong. That’s your power, girl.

Me: My arms are v. toned from stress-eating ALL the cookies. Hand to mouth. Repeat 323 times. Hard-core workout.

Scarlett: Seriously, for a second, J? Just because you’re strong doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for help sometimes. Remember that. I’m here, ALWAYS, but you might want to take up that offer from someone local.

Me: Whatever. Ugh. Thanks, Dr. Phil. I miss you!

Scarlett: Miss you too! Go write back to SN. NOW. NOW. NOW. Now tell me the truth? Anyone at your school unusually pale? "

Julie Buxbaum , Tell Me Three Things


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Julie Buxbaum quote : Me: It will get better, right? Eventually, it will get better.<br /><br />Scarlett: I’m sorry I’m not the type to lower our discourse to emoji use since you totally deserve a smiley face right now. Yes, it will get better.<br /><br />Me: Ha. It’s just. Whatever. Sorry to keep whining.<br /><br />Scarlett: That’s what I’m here for. BTW, that email you forwarded? My guess: TOTALLY A SECRET ADMIRER.<br /><br />Me: You’ve read too many books. I’m being set up. And stop YELLING AT ME.<br /><br />Scarlett: No way. I didn’t say he was a vampire. I said he was a secret admirer. Most def.<br /><br />Me: Wanna take bets?<br /><br />Scarlett: You should just know by now that I’m always right. It’s my one magic power.<br /><br />Me: What’s mine?<br /><br />Scarlett: TBD.<br /><br />Me: Thanks a lot.<br /><br />Scarlett: Kidding. You are strong. That’s your power, girl.<br /><br />Me: My arms are v. toned from stress-eating ALL the cookies. Hand to mouth. Repeat 323 times. Hard-core workout.<br /><br />Scarlett: Seriously, for a second, J? Just because you’re strong doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for help sometimes. Remember that. I’m here, ALWAYS, but you might want to take up that offer from someone local.<br /><br />Me: Whatever. Ugh. Thanks, Dr. Phil. I miss you!<br /><br />Scarlett: Miss you too! Go write back to SN. NOW. NOW. NOW. Now tell me the truth? Anyone at your school unusually pale?