" SN: what was under the glass tonight?

Me: Some sort of delicious fish and the big couscous. What’s that called?

SN: Israeli.

Me: Ha, I know. Just wanted to make you use your shift key. I want to get you a T-shirt that says “No proper noun left uncapitalized.”

SN: and I’m the weirdo. "

― Julie Buxbaum , Tell Me Three Things