" You are going to bring an army against the ruler of hell and put him down once and for all. And he is doing everything in his power to stop you."

Oh, yeah, Garrett needed to be on medication. "But why would I want to do all of this? And how would I raise an army? I'm just not that good at organisation. Will they expect to be fed? "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)