" Anyway, then it said on the news, 'And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten.'
I looked down at Jas and said, 'Ooer.' Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons.
Vati just looked at us like we were mad. "

― Louise Rennison , Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)