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21 " To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the height department: total understatement. "
― Gemma Halliday , Social Suicide (Deadly Cool, #2)
22 " The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head. "
23 " All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads. "
― Gemma Halliday , Spying in High Heels (High Heels, #1)
24 " Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so? "
― Gemma Halliday , Killer in High Heels (High Heels, #2)
25 " Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth.""What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me. "
― Gemma Halliday , Deadly Cool (Deadly Cool, #1)
26 " That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston "
27 " Holy effing crap, that sucks!"I turned to her. "Effing?"Sam shrugged. "What?""We're censoring now?""Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker. "
28 " Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too. "
29 " My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? "
30 " Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster? "
31 " Mom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It was the same one she'd flashed at me when I pointed to the twisty slide, the same one she'd pulled out when I'd taken up Tae Kwon Do in third grade, and the same one that had frozen on her features all through driver's ed last spring. It was her SMother face. "
32 " Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices. "
33 " While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was considered one of the most wholesome activities on campus, meaning the ratio of Chastity girls in Color Guard was something like that of Mormons in Utah. "
34 " Do you know how much a freaking baby costs? A million dollars. "
35 " Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your heart and find a place on your keeper shelf. "
― Gemma Halliday , Hollywood Scandals (Hollywood Headlines, #1)
36 " Do you ever tell the truth?""Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated. "
37 " The woman had the IQ of a squash. "
38 " The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me? Why, oh why me? I’m a new millennium girl. I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed. "
39 " I was panting by the time we reached the back of the casino. I felt perspiration run down my back and my sandals pinch my feet. They were adorable, but they were not made for chasing bad guys. Nevertheless, I kept going, "
― Gemma Halliday , Dangerous Bond (Jamie Bond, #4)
40 " Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe. "