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1 " Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal. "
― Gemma Halliday , Spying in High Heels (High Heels, #1)
2 " All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads. "
3 " The woman had the IQ of a squash. "
4 " The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me? Why, oh why me? I’m a new millennium girl. I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed. "
5 " Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe. "
6 " into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about "
7 " who's pregnant? "