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21 " I don’t want to get my hopes up just to find out that my golden unicorn is really a donkey with a toilet paper roll tied to its head. "
― Ivy Asher , April's Fools
22 " Because I had met someone who made me want to run to them instead of away...and then I lost her. I was fed up with backing down and fleeing. It was time to make them pay. "
― Ivy Asher , The Bound Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #3)
23 " Suryn of the Second has selected Sauriel of the Second to serve as her representative. As her Marked, her representative automatically covers you as well,” Tawv states. “Oh good, we’ve been allocated as property,” Kallan snarks. "
― Ivy Asher , Found and Forged (The Lost Sentinel, #4)
24 " Of course I still love you, Lennox. You’re it for me. Good days or bad, sleep or no sleep, cuddle slut or pouting on the other end of the couch. It’s you and me forever. "
25 " Is this going to be me when I’m a billion years old? Just taunting anyone who walks by because I’m itching for a good match? I’m equally amused and horrified by that thought. I can just picture my Chosen shouting at me from the house, telling me to bring my wrinkled ass back in and stop taunting the neighborhood kids. Fuck it. Let’s go, Wrinkle in Time. "
26 " I could be in the bathroom right now with this dude, riding what I’m sure is a sizable dick, while judging the cleanliness of the facilities and chasing that O. But no, instead, I have the female version of a limp dick because Rogan Kendrick has fucked with my head. Limp clit? Is that a thing? Because it feels like a thing, and I have to say I am not a fan. "
― Ivy Asher , The Blood Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #2)
27 " I’m going to shower, then you boys can have at it. The water heater is small, so you’ll have to be quick. I’m all for energy conservation, so once again, feel free to join me,” she says with a wink before walking out of the kitchen and into the bathroom. “We can share a towel, too!” “That’s not sanitary,” Madix calls after her. "
28 " Who knew fairies were such angry little assholes? Tiny dick syndrome is in full effect with that one. "
― Ivy Asher , Conveniently Convicted (Paranormal Prison)
29 " I’ll fuck your nostrils with my fairy cock and have you sneezing my cum for weeks,” he threatens, "
30 " Not a dragon. I mock-spit on the ground at the thought. I’m a motherfucking cockatrice, bitches! "
31 " My cockatrice is not impressed right now. Rook smirks, and then slowly, so as not to alarm my beast: reaches into one of the pouches at his belt, pulls out a fist-sized rock, and holds it up to me. Holy shit. It’s so pretty! I stand corrected. My cockatrice is super impressed right now. "
32 " I cannot cower away from who I am. No, now it’s time to find my way. "
― Ivy Asher , Rabid (Kingdom of Wolves #6)
33 " Look away, Sinclair. Do not stare directly into that megawatt smile, or you’ll go blind. The safe eclipse viewing advice feels strangely applicable here, so I’m going with it. "
34 " Sorry,” I offer him as I sit back and try to pull my shit together. “For what? Being a complex person with emotions and needs? We’re all like that. We all feel lost at some point. "
35 " You’re it for me. Good days or bad, sleep or no sleep, cuddle slut or pouting on the other end of the couch. It’s you and me forever. "
36 " If I were in a sketchy movie right now, everyone in the audience would be screaming at me not to follow the creepy glowing chick. "
― Ivy Asher , The Hidden (Shadowed Wings, #1)
37 " Worse. I tried to go out tonight, just to make sure my gaydar is fully operational, and the woman almost had a conniption. She practically turned purple with outrage. I tried to take a picture, but she attacked too fast. "
― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)
38 " intent on fleeing up the stairs and away from The Ghost of Christmas No Fucking Thank You, "
39 " Relax,” he murmurs. “Why don’t you try to relax with a baseball bat shoved up your ass? "
40 " If you guys only knew how horny most females are on the daily, you’d cover your dicks and run, screaming out, ‘Save yourself!’ to every male you scurried past. "
