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The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1) QUOTES

The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1) QUOTES

1 " I’m so ready for a glass of wine, my just big enough tub, and some Witcher. Lord knows I need a healthy dose of Henry Cavill in my life to remind me why I shouldn’t look into becoming a lesbian. "

― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

2 " Worse. I tried to go out tonight, just to make sure my gaydar is fully operational, and the woman almost had a conniption. She practically turned purple with outrage. I tried to take a picture, but she attacked too fast. "

― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

3 " Listen, coffee maker, I know you think you’re the shit because you’re bougie as hell, but let’s keep it real. You have one job— to make coffee— and, bitch, right now you’re sucking at it. You should be ashamed. What would all the other coffee makers have to say about your attitude? "

― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

4 " The overwhelming scent of rotten eggs fills the car, and I groan and cover my nose with my shirt. I glare at Hoot, who couldn’t give two shits about the ass bombs he keeps dropping. "

― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)

5 " Did you just get a bath, little buddy? You smell so good, you handsome little tater tot,” he coos at him. I bite back a scoff as I watch Rogan kiss him again. Hoot rubbed himself all over my dirty underwear while I was in the shower this morning. The only thing he smells like is eau de mon vagina. "

― Ivy Asher , The Bone Witch (The Osseous Chronicles, #1)