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1 " A religion without followers is just a weird guy with strange ideas. "
― Philip Athans , How to Start Your Own Religion: Form a Church, Gain Followers, Become Tax-Exempt, and Sway the Minds of Millions in Five Easy Steps
2 " Stupid foes were easy to defeat and angry foes even easier. Mix the two together, though, and you’re in for a fight. "
― Philip Athans , Annihilation (Forgotten Realms: War of the Spider Queen, #5)
3 " If they can’t find those answers in your holy writings, they’ll move on to the next person’s holy writings. "
4 " People are looking for someone to tell them what to do and whether what they’re doing is good or bad. "
5 " The various deities worshiped over the course of human history have very little in common except that all of them have an easily expressed identity and a clearly articulated mission statement. "
6 " Because most people don’t know that the little dagger symbol on the New York Times bestsellers list means that retailers have reported significant bulk orders, you can buy a bunch for the devoted, then handsell them yourself. If you can swing 100,000 copies, that’s usually enough to get you on the list, and from then on you’re not just a prophet but a New York Times bestselling author, too! "
