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161 " Since our school went MiNet blind, it’s for seriously more like 1836 than 2036. "
― Megan McCafferty , Bumped (Bumped, #1)
162 " But this won’t happen until Ventura surrenders the pee stick. And she’s clutching the gold-plated positive pregnancy test like a talisman, unwilling to let it go and let someone else get a word in edgewise. "
163 " But democracy is alive and well, as long as there's an open bar. "
― Megan McCafferty , Charmed Thirds (Jessica Darling, #3)
164 " Zen: 'I kinda went about it all wrong last night, didn't I?Melody: 'Kinda? It was a total fustercluck.'<actual word used> "
― Megan McCafferty , Thumped (Bumped, #2)
165 " This confirms it: I am living with Beavis and sluthead. "
― Megan McCafferty , Fourth Comings (Jessica Darling, #4)
166 " We've still got a long haul ahead of is and I don't want to damn her rift away with my first, second, and third impressions, as my character analyses are usually for shit. "
― Megan McCafferty , Second Helpings (Jessica Darling, #2)
167 " I’m about to ask when I remember something important: I don’t give a damn. "
168 " Synchronicity? Or bullshit? "
― Megan McCafferty
169 " You can't hide from certain death, so you shouldn't hide from uncertain life. "
170 " Life - such as it is - always seems to get in the way "
171 " I’M SCURRYING AROUND THE HOUSE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT I should pack (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) and what I should leave behind (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) when I’m stopped in my tracks by the lowing and braying of the animals in the barn. "
172 " I’M SCURRYING AROUND THE HOUSE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT I should pack (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) and what I should leave behind (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) when I’m stopped in my tracks by the lowing and braying of the animals in the barn. Someone’s coming. Again. "
173 " So where should we go at it?' asked Bastian. 'Anywhere you want me,' I murmured, dreamily. 'Pardon?''Anywhere,' I said. 'Why don't we start in a familiar place, so we are not nervous our first time?' I have to remind myself that this is real, and not part of the daydream. He's talking about the Storytelling Project. Not sex. "
174 " I MAY FEEL LIKE A SOCIAL OUTCAST BUT IM NOT REALLY ONE TARYN NOW SHE'S A SOCIAL OUTCAST BUT IM NOT REALLY ONE TARYN NOW SHE'S A SOCIAL OUTCAST I THINK IM AN OUTCAST INASMUCH AS I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE BY PEOPLE I CAN'T STAND WHICH ISNT REALLY THE SAME THING AS TRUE SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION NOW IS IT? "
175 " She taught me everything I know about what it means to be a good wife and mother, nourishing me with all the fruits of the spirit: joy, peace, kindness, faithfulness, and gentleness. What’s happened to me since then isn’t her fault. She did the best she could. "
176 " Please, please, please, I silently ask a God who should have stopped listening to me long ago. "
177 " After all, you can't hang out at the park with your kid and shop for coordinating head scarves and flip-flops (or whatever else Bethany does to fill the endless expanse of nonworking days) without a college education. Oh, that's right. You totally can. "
178 " Mine means 'body,'" Tanu interjected. 'Wow, that's so eerie,' ALF said. 'Because . . . you have a body. "
179 " Work *is* depressing, if you don't love what you do" -Drea "
― Megan McCafferty , The Mall
180 " No, my scores didn’t reflect my superior intellect as much as they did my ability to memorize all the little tricks for acing the test. For me the SATs were a necessary annoyance, but not the big trauma that they are for most high-school students. "