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21 " Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal. "
― Jonas Eriksson , The Wake-Up Call
22 " The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a second because then I feel like a psycho again. "
23 " Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. "
― Jonas Eriksson , Hollywood Ass.
24 " I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!? "
― Jonas Eriksson , Everyday Psychopaths