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1 " Don't write to sell, write to tell. "
― Jonas Eriksson
2 " Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around. "
3 " Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards. "
― Jonas Eriksson , The Wake-Up Call
4 " Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future. "
5 " If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones. "
6 " Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper. "
7 " Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people. "
― Jonas Eriksson , Everyday Psychopaths
8 " He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur. "
9 " You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts. "
10 " It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. "
― Jonas Eriksson , Hollywood Ass.
11 " You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her. "
12 " The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors. "
13 " My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in. "
14 " He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women. "
15 " My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of your door because you won’t get in. "
16 " You sick bastard,” she said.“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. "
17 " There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word. "
18 " I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead. "
19 " The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble. "
20 " I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that. "
