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1 " A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen. "
― Rosen Trevithick , London, the Doggy and Me
2 " When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths. "
― Rosen Trevithick
3 " You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder. "
4 " My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther. "
5 " If you can’t be of good character, write a good character. "
6 " You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time. "
7 " I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere. "
8 " My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley. "
