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41 " I called your bluff,' he said.'I see that,' she answered. 'I'll be down in five minutes.''Right on. "
― Wendy Wunder , The Probability of Miracles
42 " A'ohe I pau ka 'ike I ka halau ho'okahi, she said. It was a popular hula adage that meant:All knowledge is not contained in only one school. "
43 " There is no stronger bond than the one that gets you through childhood. "
― Wendy Wunder , The Museum of Intangible Things
44 " My best friend Zoe has a perfect rear end and stick legs, and long, silky black hair. She is obviously not descended from William Penn. There are no dowdy pilgrims in her ancestry. Whereas I am grounded and mired in this place, she's like milkweed fluff that will take off with the first strong breeze. Stronger than fluff, though. She's like a bullet just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. "
45 " How can anyone grow up with parents and still believe that love conquers all? What teenager on the planet has parents who are still in love? "
46 " None of them are wholesome. There are straight men, and there are gay men, but there are no wholesome men. "
47 " Old people always exaggerate the danger and lawlessness of their youth, thought Cam, because their adult lives have become so boring. "
48 " Thank God no one was bouncing.''You can say that again, Ass Whisperer.''Thank God no one was bouncing,' Cam said, and she started to drift off to sleep. "
49 " Ah. Alicia, see? Didn't I tell you that's what she needed to begin with? Maybe a little schtupping and it would make the cancer go away. It works with pimples.''Nana! "
50 " I want to grow roots and vines from my body and ensnare him forever in my branches. No wonder we scare men away. "
― Wendy Wunder
51 " This is the part of the horror film where you yell at the girl on the screen,'Don't *go*. You idiot! Don't go! Why are they always so stupid?' Cam *told* her mom he could be a serial killer. "
52 " You are the only girl worth pursuing. And that's why no one pursues you." -Danny "
53 " Beauty didn't seem to be a priority for people anymore. If you had to judge by I-95, America had become a cancerous clusters of cheap houses, replicating out of control...People just needed places to collect their stuff. "
54 " Cam lifted the back of the U-Haul door to find Perry holding up a pair of Nana's enormous, silky white underpants.'Whoops,' said Cam. 'You'll have to make do.' And she shut the door, ignoring Perry's continued pounding on the side of the trailer.'I packed some cute stuff for her, too,' Asher said regretfully. "
55 " Just go with it. You are a princess.''What does that *mean*, though?' Cam asked. 'How-''Oh, my God, Campbell. Be quiet!' He laughed. "
56 " Is he drunk?' the attendant asked as they boarded the early morning flight.'Not yet,' said Grey. "
57 " Perry was in charge of music; Asher, lighting, seating, and structures; and presiding the service was Elaine, who was, not suprisingly, a certified minister and wedding planner. "
58 " If you believed that thoughts were energy and energy is matter (E=mc2) and matter never disappears, then a person can never truly leave you unless you stop thinking about them. "
59 " She didn't want anyone reading her impermanent thoughts after she had permanently left the planet. "
60 " It's like being dropped into a black hole. A vacuum of existence. When I turn around, I will be instantly orphaned because I'll know no one can hack it. And no one is in charge. But it's worse than being orphaned because at the same time I am tethered to his failure. His problems are tied around my heart. I will never get away. I am afraid. But I turn around. "