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" Now that we know Dylan's gonna live,” Evan speaks up, “I think we should leave these two alone.”
He and Cole help me stand, though there's nothing wrong with my legs.
“Yeah, so they can practice experimenting on that connection thing I mentioned earlier,” Barry says with a chuckle.
“The man's hurt,” Evan says.
“What's your point?” Willy asks. “His side is hurt, not his co-”
“Willy,” Randy cuts him off.
“Pfft! Like they don't know what I'm talking about. "
― Candi Kay , Dylan the Bad Boy Reindeer & His Virtuous Mate (Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer, #5)
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" Luke, meet Willy,” Micah says from behind him, his voice sounding strained. “Randy’s elf and all around pain in the ass.”
“Speak for yourself, nurse boy,” Willy comes back at him with a loud laugh. “And Randy says the pain’s not so bad anymore, so ha! You know that stuff takes a lot of practice for it not to hurt every time.”
Surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying?
“And a lot of lube,” the elf continues. “I mean, when you’re as big as I am and all, even if Randy is a big man, he still has a tight-”
Oh, he’s definitely saying it.
Micah slaps his hands over his ears. “Stop it!”
Willy smirks at him. “I bet you won’t call me a pain in the ass in front of somebody again. "
― Candi Kay , Luke the Hybrid Reindeer & His Vivacious Elf (Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer, #6)