QUOTE : Willy looks between Randy and me for a few seconds.<br />“Holy candy canes. You two could almost pass for brothers.”<br />I lean against the bar.<br />“Not quite. I'm a couple of inches shorter, and I don't have the muscle your reindeer has.”<br />“It's the long black hair.” He points at Randy. “I have a thing for long black hair. Hot damn, two hotties like you in Santa's Village at the same time? The elves wouldn't get any work done. They'd be too busy staring and jerk-”<br />“Enough, elf,” Randy stops him.