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1 " What I had once thought to be a clever business name had now become a gigantic pain in my ass. "
― Raistlin Skelley , Neighborhood Watch
2 " I could see the reflection of all the horrible things he was responsible for flicker across his eyes like a tv screen. He didn't have to say anything after that. I knew I was fucked. "
3 " Why did your parents name you Montana if you're from Michigan?Why did your parents name you Tripper if you're from Earth? "
― Raistlin Skelley , The Five Year Trip
4 " She was abducted by clowns once." The words flowed as coolly out of Penn's mouth as if he just said what he was going to have for lunch. "
