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1 " I guess some problems were too big to fix and you just hoped they would take care of themselves. "
― Ryan C. Thomas , The Summer I Died (The Roger Huntington Saga, #1)
2 " And the alcohol makes me not care that I’m painting stuff that would make even Bob Ross groan, were he still alive. "
― Ryan C. Thomas , Born To Bleed (The Roger Huntington Saga, #2)
3 " Life really is amazing, and when you're about to lose it, you finally notice that you never really took it in before. And you realize the sheer magnitude of what it involves, from your first kiss to your hundredth slice of pizza. I guess that's why those tears drifted down my cheeks. "
4 " Hope is a cruel bitch. "
5 " the first tear drops falling from a depressed sky, "
― Ryan C. Thomas , Bugboy
6 " I didn't want to let on how much firing the gun had effected me, but it had certainly turned my nuts into giant epcot centers of steel. the sense of power was unfathomable; suddenly I was the mightiest thing in existence, all men bowing before me. with the squeeze of a finger I could undo all goods creations. "
7 " Dallas held up the gun and now pointed it at Martin. "
― Ryan C. Thomas , Alien Aberrations
8 " His long journey to school typically took him about half an hour. The school was a mile away, and despite the small size of the town, that was still quite a walk. "
9 " finally, after many minutes of hard work, "
10 " You don’t just concede defeat in these circumstances. You take every second you can find and use it to pray for another few seconds. Hope is a cruel bitch. "
11 " I didn’t want it to end inside the belly of some creature from Pluto, the bowls of Siberia, "
12 " What did Ralph do?” “What dogs always do, started licking his balls. "
13 " song about truck driving vampires. "
14 " Well wrap my nuts around a pole and call me mary, looks like you just popped your cherry! "
15 " Well I’ll be a two-headed camel in Ikea. "
16 " The car bounced up and down along the dusty ground like the tits of a jumping, braless fat lady. "
17 " I’m just feeling a little like Icarus.” The nurse gave him a blank stare. “Of Greek myth. Flew too close to the sun? Manmade wings? It all went back to the Minotaur, plotwise. Doesn’t everything? "
18 " The Lord, they say, works in mysterious ways.” Lane parried: “And Satan never sleeps. "
19 " Before Lane could protest, the sedative swamped him and took him into a deep and dreamless sleep. "
20 " Then, the Viking stomped his huge boot into the ground. Like a toddler who wanted apple juice but got milk, but a big fucking toddler with armor and an axe. A seven-foot tall insane scary not-baby having a tantrum. "
― Ryan C. Thomas , Red Ice Run
