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1 " I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. "
― Jake Wizner
2 " There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore. "
― Jake Wizner , Spanking Shakespeare
