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Jamie Farrell QUOTES

1 " Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding.”
“The, erm, peach kind?”
“The peach kind,” Lindsey said.
“I like the peach kind,” Josh said.
Mikey had named them Sex on a Peach. And they were Kimmie’s second biggest seller, after the Hairy Dicks, which were coconut cake balls strategically placed with Dahlia’s chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled bananas.
And Josh’s frown had disappeared, and now he was grinning as if he knew it.
All of it. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

2 " A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

3 " Her eyes slid closed, her secret places pulsed in anticipation, and his lips settled onto the skin beneath her ear.
That was magic.
She held perfectly still.
He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then another, lower. A third, even lower.
She squirmed.
He dropped his hands. “Sorry. I---“
“Don’t stop,” Kimmie whispered. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

4 " In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. “Oh! You have a KitchenAid.”
“If you’re planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode,” he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. “That would be awkward. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

5 " Your mother can’t hear you here.”
“Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.”

“I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marilyn-proof. Also sounds an alarm if she gets within two hundred yards of the building, and I sent the guards downstairs to ninja training. You’re safe. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

6 " Josh squeezed her arm. “I’ll behave,” he murmured. “For now.”
She’s going to pickle your cucumbers.”
“He has more than one?” Natalie whispered.
“That’s between me and Kimmie,” Josh replied. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

7 " Heaven’s Bakery help them all. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

8 " He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

9 " He was sort of Kimmie’s boss. And he wasn’t just a thorn in General Mom’s side – he was a whole stinking rosebush. If the rosebush were six feet of hunky, cake-blaspheming, rich playboy. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

10 " If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“
“Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

11 " But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

12 " Is he nice?” one whispered over her gum paste roses for this weekend’s wedding cakes.
“Um, obviously,” Kimmie said.
“You’re why he’s always coming around? I know he’s hot stuff in Chicago, but he always seems so stiff when he comes here,” another added from the sink.
“Honey, you want them stiff,” a third said… "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

13 " Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. “Traffic okay?”
“Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven’s Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing. "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

14 " Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes?” one of the women in the kitchen asked.
“They’re the Nipple Lickers,” Kimmie answered. “Without the nipples.”
“I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes,” another feminine voice said.
“Can you squeeze me in for a double order of Spank Me Strawberries the weekend before Knot Fest? "

― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)

15 " On my honor, I ain’t ever tasting another woman’s sexual
favors. Even if the bakery offers ’em up in a cupcake wrapper and
calls ’em whipped dreams. "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)

16 " The Milked Duck was empty, save for Dahlia’s two part-time
helpers, but they were all rushing around, anticipating the first
guests for her Risqué Flavor Tasting event any moment now.
The up front freezers were stocked with Chocolate Orgasm,
Peachy Passion, Sexual Favors, Mikey’s favorite Cherry Popper
and more. She had a case of Sin on a Stick treats ready to go and a
temporary menu up on the board behind her. "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)

17 " This Chocolate Orgasm is the best chocolate ice cream I’ve
ever had.”
“Mikey helped with that one,” Dahlia heard herself say.
Mari Belle laughed, a light, pretty sound. “I sense his
influence in the Hazel’s Nuts. "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)

18 " One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. “Got a cure for
that frustration you got going on,” he said.
“Got a cure for your ego? "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)

19 " What, was there something special in your ice cream?” he said like an ass.
“Estrogen,” she said. “You might notice some swelling in your boobs and shrinkage in your package for a few days. "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)

20 " I am so not kissing you tonight,” she informed him.
He chuckled softly. And if she thought his smile was
dangerous, his chuckle should’ve been classified as a biological
weapon. Sin in a sound wave.
“But now you’re thinking about what it would be like, ain’t
you?” he said.
“Only my stupid parts. "

― Jamie Farrell , Smittened (Misfit Brides, #3)