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21 " Do you always drink from a glass?" she finally exploded. Gavriel shook his head. "Over my lifetime, I have fed in nearly every way imaginable. Drinking from a glass is tame is comparison." Meryn started to grin. "Would you drink from a man?" Gavriel nodded. "Would you drink in a van?" she asked, her eyes dancing. "I don't see why not," he replied. Elizabeth stared as Meryn continued. "Would you drink from an actor?" Again, Gavriel nodded. Laughing, Elizabeth shook her head at Meryn. "Would you drink on a tractor?" Meryn could barely get the words out she was laughing so hard. Gavriel frowned. "Maybe from a farmer if the need were dire. "
― Alanea Alder , My Protector (Bewitched and Bewildered, #2)
22 " They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully "
― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)
23 " What are these? They look like scars." Meryn glanced down and realized he was talking about her stretch marks. Had he never seen stretch marks before?”“Those are called stretch marks.""Stretch marks? How did you get them?" "Human females get them when we grow. If we grow too fast our skin rips apart and heals. It's a very painful process." Meryn lied through her teeth. There was no way she was going to discuss stretch marks after the most mind blowing sex of her life. Nope. Wasn't going to happen. Aiden's expression became reverent."Human females are amazing creatures, you endure so much pain yet are so fragile." He kissed each shiny line.I'm going to hell. "
― Alanea Alder , My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)
24 " People are mean to you? Why don't you just punch them in the face?" Meryn asked. Adelaide looked at her appalled. Colton chuckled. "
25 " Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?""Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away? "
26 " Since it happens every month I don't think she'll die from blood loss. What's the mission?" Darian asked. "She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate post haste." "You can rely on us Aiden. "
27 " Ryuu stepped forward. "Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan." He clapped a hand on Meryn's shoulder. "
28 " Why are you being loud? Is it fun being so loud, this early in the morning? Do you know what happens to loud morning people? They die. They die horrible deaths, mutilated in their sleep and are then buried with their balls in their loud fucking mouths. "
29 " Meryn shrugged. "That's not my fault, I tried to indoctrinate you into the wonderful world of the gamer geek, but it's like you have some sort sci-fi/fantasy narcolepsy. It's weird. The second I try to show you something you fall asleep. "
30 " And where were you when my mate wasshooting ferals with a damn sniper rifle?" he demanded, exhaustion adding a bite to his words.Ryuu gave him a flat look. "Holding her ammunition. "
― Alanea Alder , My Savior (Bewitched and Bewildered, #4)
31 " Better get you some chocolate bars. You can throw those from a distance. "
32 " You do realize that I am medically trained to remove pieces of your body in such a way that you won't die? "
― Alanea Alder , My Healer (Bewitched and Bewildered, #3)
33 " What do you buy a woman to get back on her good side when you've made her really, really angry? Cake? Fudge?"The wrinkles on the old man's face scrunched together as he frowned."How angry did you make her boy?""She set my car on fire. "
34 " Don't blink. Don't even blink." she whispered."What in the hell are you talking about?" Aiden looked around trying to identify a hidden threat."You blink and you're dead." Meryn stared at the two large stone angels on either side of a heavy looking wooden door unblinking. Aiden's hand went to his sidearm."Meryn, that is just a statue.""But what if it isn't? I mean up until this week I didn't think paranormals existed and now you're all over the fucking place. I can't take the chance. "
35 " Why would I stop simply because I know it annoys you? "
― Alanea Alder , My Brother's Keeper (Bewitched and Bewildered, #5)
36 " Sir, I don't know if these are safe. There is a warning about toxic shock syndrome. These things can kill!" Keelan dropped the box he held and wiped his hands on his pants. The other men immediately dropped the boxes they had been holding. "
37 " Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?"Meryn shrugged. "She made sense to me."Colton turned to Meryn. "You also set Aiden's car on fire when he ignored you."Amelia looked at Meryn. "Sounds reasonable."Meryn grinned. "I know, right? "
38 " You're a fucking asshole." "You said that already." "You were such a huge asshole I had to say it twice. "
39 " I am not cute. I am a ferocious killing machine. Paranormals everywhere tremble before me." "My teddy bear. "
40 " It's because I'm a 'Limited Edition'. Y'all should be grateful for even knowing me," Meryn huffed. "